you're strong, she said.

indie oc. written by sara.


shit my mom has said sentence starters

"If telling the truth is a guilt trip then fine. I'm guilt tripping you."

"Son of a witches nipple."

"Oh my GOSH Channing Tatum's wife is hot!"

"He's screwed, he lost, you know he lost."

"I told you to stop swearing, it's rude."

"Did you see that? That bitch is only picking on you...I'm gonna slap her/him."

"No you're always gonna be my baby girl/boy so suck it up. You're stuck with me."

"Well I haven't tripped or fallen recently so it's only natural that I burned my hand on the stove."

"Lord please have mercy on her soul, she knows not what she does."

"I hate having too much money, it makes me feel like a drug dealer."

"Now what did I tell you about assuming? Hmm? What does it stand for?"

"Making an ass out of you and me, you're right!"

"I don't care if you have a husband or a wife but after what ____ has been through you better get my approval first."
★ ' livin' young and wild and free. ' ; memes.
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